This post is in response to the toon below (click to enlarge)
Cartoon on Santa's weight problem (April 5, 2021 1:04 AM) Posted by:Crazy Pete
I never trusted Santa. Something some fat dude having little kids sit on his lap, and tell them what they want for Christmas, then he breaks into their houses and gives them presents. That ideal always scared me, I was relieved when I found out the guy doesn't actually exist.